fuck

something you will never do because you have no bitches

Jeremy cant fuck with his small dick

by JAYDDDDDDDD February 11, 2024

What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

“I love you”

“What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 30, 2017

its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.

I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks

by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024

Shark Fucking Day

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023