FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022

Fuck dummy

The girl a dude go back to anytime just to fuck. Most of the time the female is attached and is being led on

Alonzo- bro I ain’t got no play in months

Josh- bro just fuck Alyssa isn’t she yo fuck dummy?

by Vallays February 19, 2023

Fucked by a rhino

To be kicked in the small of the back without warning and appropriately named after a charging rhino rearing up and planting it's horn right up in the small of your back, kicked without warning usually extremely painful especially if you're over 18

Yo dude I'm sorry
How did you kick me so hard
I don't know what did it feel like, being Fucked by a rhino.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 30, 2023