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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.
“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”
by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Eros, Pathos, Logos For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
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food

something which makes you fat but you cant resist, and sometimes tastes like shit
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Food Network Magazine

a monthly food entertainment magazine founded by Hearst Communications and Scripps Networks Interactive based on the latter's popular television network Food Network. The magazine debuted in 2008,
Fill in the form below to subscribe to Food Network Magazine for up to 67% OFF what others pay on the newsstand — that's like getting 13 FREE issues!
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breatharian food

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.
Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!
by simbabaji November 28, 2020
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Mexican Food Shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."
by hana2H January 26, 2024
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troll food

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond
I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.
by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019
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