Skip to main content

Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
mugGet the Musical Protection Program mug.

Cardi b’s music

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
by TheMidgetSeeker June 6, 2021
mugGet the Cardi b’s music mug.

Music Video Bullshit

When there is dialogue or silence in the beginning of a music video
Hey let's listen to I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift

Yeah but make sure it's audio only as the video has Music Video Bullshit
by GetRekt69M8 December 13, 2017
mugGet the Music Video Bullshit mug.

middle-ground music

When two friends with different musical interests come together to find a genre or artist(s) that fit both of their tastes at the same time
Hey, you know how you love metal and I like VOCALOID? I found some good middle-ground music by this artist called Utsu-P!
by KazuKazu August 3, 2020
mugGet the middle-ground music mug.

Cartel Music Group

A whack group of "rappers" from Calgary, AB with no talent what so ever.
Cartel Music Group sure did suck last night at the bar
by racoon_skinner November 21, 2014
mugGet the Cartel Music Group mug.

country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
mugGet the country music singularity mug.

New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
mugGet the New music sucks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email