Shit Clock

a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.

Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.

by Nicklegit April 4, 2015

supermarket shit

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.

Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault

by Bronau February 18, 2017

Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

shit mod

One who is a cheating whore in video games, or rather just real life.

XX XTC XX is so good at halo, I think he cheats, hes a fuckin' shit mod!

by Andrewx November 8, 2007

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004

shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012

this shit is for the birds

It means this shit is overwhelming and annoying

I have been doing housework all day, this shit is for the birds.

by Yankeeexpressionfrommom April 9, 2017