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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am
Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing
by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019
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free and easy night

An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.
Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.
by gym3m3 February 1, 2023
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Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina
by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019
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Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator
"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."
by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018
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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015
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elven wedding night

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.
by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021
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One Night Stand

Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.
That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.
by Sam Engine November 26, 2019
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