Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Frothy Like A Coffee

A socially acceptable term for when a girl's Vagina is moist.

1. "Stop Kissing Me Josh!"
2. "Why? You Frothy Like A Coffee?"

1. "Josh Is Soo Hot"
2. "I'm Getting Frothy Like A Coffee Just Looking At Him!"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Mouth like a Trucker

Someone who swears a lot.

That mother fuckin asshole just cut me off, that fuckin dog dick needs to get off the fuckin road! Sorry I have a mouth like a trucker.

by MrRogrs June 14, 2018

Sweet Like Candy

A perfume made by Ariana Grande. It has a raspberry and cherry scent, it smells like nice candy actually. It’s pretty strong, so spray it only two times when applying. Fun fact, It’s actually Arianas favorite perfume. Personally It’s my favorite too. If you want to buy an Ariana Grande perfume but can’t decide what kind, I would recommend Sweet Like Candy. It’s a pretty pink perfume bottle with a pink pom pom. Of course, It’s pretty expensive as all perfumes, but this one’s worth it.

Elizabeth: Sweet Like Candy is the best perfume ever
Maisie: Really?
Elizabeth: Yeah, I have two I can give you one of mine!
Maisie: Thank you you are so sweet!
Maisie: *smells perfume*
Elizabeth: What do you think?
Maisie: ITS THE BEST AAAAAHHHH

by Arianas rat February 9, 2021