lube job 

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

lube job by dbookerman March 31, 2011

Bicycle Blow Job 

When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.

"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."

Bicycle Blow Job by AJAJAJAJAJ February 28, 2009

balloon job 

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"

balloon job by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

sand job by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

train job 

When a few guys line up with their pants down and one girl gives each of them a blow job one at a time in order.

The drunk girl at the party last night was giving train jobs.

train job by angela May 13, 2005

pie-job

The result of....well....you know

i.e. American Pie

Paul Ian Eric - Janine Olivia Becky....Pie-Job

I got a great pie-job in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break.

pie-job by Steve da Penguin December 9, 2008

Goo Job 

When an old woman goes to give a blowjob but their spit gets mixed with the denture paste, creating an odd goo.

I got such a good goo job at the nursing home!

Goo Job by The Anteatr April 23, 2009