mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

Nor Cal Bird

Hottest girl on the block otherwise known as Allison

Check out that nor cal bird

by shychick33us October 27, 2009

leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."

by didimydoe March 6, 2008

Yolo Swag Bird

Having to much swag to stay on the ground

The Yolo Swag Bird hit the ceiling cause he was too high

by Yolo23 December 6, 2012

Russian Whirly-Bird

While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)

Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.

Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.

by BYAAAHHHH July 6, 2010

state bird of california

car alarm

upon hearing a car alarm Oh, that's the state bird of California.

by Cedric Fweepleshorts September 16, 2003

to sing like a bird

A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise

If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2016