Friday Syndrome

1. The condition of gradually losing sanity due to the inability to remove "playbacks" of songs from your conscious mind. This occurs when hearing a song several times in a row, wherein your brain can create a cyclical version of the song that repeats key parts of the song without ever ending. In extreme cases, even one word or phrase can be looped infinitely depending on the cadence, tempo, and succession of notes, such as the viral song "Friday" by Rebecca Black for which this syndrome is named. Short term symptoms are agitation and short temper. Particularly long cases, one hour or more, can lead to acts which are unusual for one not affected by this syndrome, such as hitting oneself or screaming, and in extreme cases, attempting to tear oneself's clothes off, coating oneself in maple syrup and various car parts, and blocking rush hour traffic by screaming little known facts about President Buchanan at drivers has been seen in desperate attempts to overcome the syndrome. There is no known cure.

2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.

3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.

Parker: Hey, do you remember that song where—

Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?

Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.

Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

Reddit Syndrome

When you purposefully lie to yourself about your opinions on a piece of media to make yourself feel that your own opinions are different or unique.

ClosetedPedophile32: “Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man.”
HyperboreanLifter88: “You are a massive faggot who suffers from Reddit Syndrome. Get help.”

by Aryan Chungus January 20, 2022

slocum syndrome

The Syracuse Architecture version of Stockholm Syndrome; The situation of loving that which holds you captive (aka architecture school). See also: held in Bonds (for Notre Dame).

He just spent the night in studio even though he didn't have any work to do. He definitely has Slocum Syndrome.

by Dali3 September 11, 2012

Superman Syndrome

When you verbally/ mentally say: " I can do what he/ she can do."

You see someone jumps a motorcycle, its your 3rd time riding ( 3rd times the charm ) and you think: " I can do that. " and attempt it. Usually something goes wrong, thus the Superman Syndrome.

by sniggering2stroke May 12, 2014

joey syndrome

when someone can only lift if they are on harsh steroids

Is reegz going to the gym today? Nah, hes got Joey Syndrome hes been off for three days

by a mofo badass October 20, 2010

CoD Syndrome

The act of not showing up to a pre-planned event due to the playing of Call Of Duty or the anual release of a newer version of Call Of Duty/the release of a new Map Pack.

Kid: "Mum, I'm feeling sick today, can I have a day off school?"

Mum: "No way, I saw the commercials saying that roday is the release of the new Call Of Duty, you are going to school today and I'm gonna make you wait until Christmas to get it if you try to pull CoD Syndrome off on me again"

by Goldenhawk789 November 7, 2011

Iraq Syndrome

When you or someone else starts something and at first everything seems to be working fine. Then it quickly turns into a disaster or epic fail.

Al: Bob, how's that house you're building coming along?

Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.

Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.

by rogue_#127 February 27, 2010