fart blosum

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Tornado

The act of letting a fart rip on someone, then you and another person circle around them in a fast motion to trap them in a stinky funnel cloud of gas.

Dave: look at Daunte standing there looking stupid.
Shawn: I know! Lets give him a fart tornado!
Dave: Okay, rrrrriip
Daunte: Fuck you guys!

by digglez23 November 26, 2010

ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.

i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.

by mmp202 March 4, 2008

fart nozzle

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005

cooter fart

a queef

man it smells like a cooter fart in here

by Justice October 16, 2002

wiener fart

When your winer has a fart.

a loud fart noise escaping from you wiener causing a wiener fart to come out of your wiener

by Wienerfarter January 18, 2012

Cream fart

The expulsion of residual semen from one's anus when farting after having had one's anus thoroughly pounded.

Pounded: Want to taste my cream fart?
Pounder: Why yes!

by Spunkjunktrunk June 9, 2009