egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

Egg McMustache

A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Surg egg

A cum-filled grenade. It has a 0.1% chance to do double the damage!

Omg a 2x surg egg! so much cum... yummy! yum! yum!

by Taattiiaanaaa October 10, 2023

anti-egg

it means you fucking hate eggs

hes an egg
i am anti-egg
i hate him

by eggiegod June 10, 2021

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017

Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.

Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"

by chloe_gyuri January 11, 2025