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double yourmomitive

An instance where a statement is made about one's mom, and is immediately followed by a "your mom" joke. In such a case, a "double yourmomitive" has occurred and therefore cancels the said "your mom" joke. The original statement about one's mom, however, is still valid.
Little Billy and 2 of his friends, Little Joey and Little Bobby, are playing at the playground. Billy says, "I think my mom is hot!", which Joey immediately follows by saying, "Your mom thinks your mom is hot." As you can see, unless Joey is making a reference to Billy's mom being vain, this is clearly a "double yourmomitive" and should bee accordingly and promptly stricken from the record.
by Biigdady69 September 5, 2005
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Double proxy

So your considering using a proxy to a certain site to commit illegal activity, or just to fuck shit up on a site that has your ip addy banned? A double proxy is used when your too scared of getting caught, so you proxy your way into a proxy, then go to the site of your desire. Kindsa like the internet version of putting a condum over your condum. (as if anyone would even use one condum)
Vanessa: I'm gonna use a double proxy to watch some rape vids.

Me: your a dumbass
by youreaverageperson June 15, 2009
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Double Duke

Double Duke is the art in which two people plan to poop next to each other and make things extremely awkward when people come in. Best done at school!!
by tucker- September 19, 2017
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Double O

Licence to kill without asking questions, usually in games where the player is not capable of taking prisoners.
by Bobby_McJoe February 26, 2019
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Double Benetration

the act of having 2 or more bens participating in sexual favors with the opposite sex simultaneously. In many cases known to be overwhelming, and eventually causing a loss of self control leading to a romance explosion.
Sandy: "The two Bens I took home last night gave me great double Benetration. I now walk with a limp."
by Pineswood December 15, 2009
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double P

Describes an intestinal condition wherein one is expelling the contents of the guts both by vomiting and diarrhea.
Guy 1: Hey boys I've been rockin' the double P into the AM.
Guy 2: I wish there were some easy remedy for your intestinal distress, but I think it will have to run its course.
by grunth March 31, 2015
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Double Bounce

To drink alcohol followed by tokes of marijuana, creating a feeling similar to a "double bounce" on a trampoline.
Hey, lets get a double bounce going today.
by superstokedforsupersoakers August 10, 2017
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