national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Otis Day

#1 dad. That's it. #1 dad in The Louder We Get

Person: Look. There's Otis Day. #1 dad

by treeboi hansen April 22, 2020

fuck dill day

November 21st #dillk

yo it’s fuck dill day #dillk

by DomNoLimbs November 21, 2022

Bored Day

January 12th, is a day where you do absolutely nothing, a day where you are bored, you can't do anything but watch paint dry or grass grow, or you can just appreciate people that have Bored in their username.

"Hey mom where's the paint? Bored day Is tomorrow."

by The coriander sauce January 2, 2024