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Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…
Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(
by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023
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Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair
"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"
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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES
Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones
by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
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Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes
Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*
by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018
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Mother

While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.
My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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