Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 1, 2018

Shit Stacking

When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.

C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"

Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."

by Mustafa_Raza_ July 18, 2012

Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

by William Oxford December 6, 2004