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atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.
John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change
by Smokey dick July 7, 2016
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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne May 22, 2018
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scorpion punch

a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.
Man! I really got a scorpion punch on my arm!
by Jeffrey Paul August 26, 2005
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mexican kidney punch

The act of hitting some body so hard that your fist breaks their skin and you grab their kidney and pull it out.
Fuck, that kidney punch looked like it hurt!
by r3L4x September 30, 2003
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fruit punch soda

a verb meaning fruit punched you and soda came out of the clouds and danced
he said he was fruit punch soda-ed
by mwah hahahahah March 4, 2009
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