sad ninja hours

when you and the bois become sad

Friend: what time is it?
you: it's sad ninja hours 😔
Friend: oh 😔

by Slaughter Republic May 1, 2021

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Fire alarm ninjas

Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.

Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!

by Nat King code March 12, 2022

ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

Great white ninja

When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.

I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!

by trondoz January 2, 2010

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022