The Hand Cannon

A choade with considerable amount of ejaculation strength.

After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

nigger hands

nigger hands-autistic dumb af ugly whore

this bitch is nigger hands!!!

by massholeb1tvh May 24, 2019

Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013

Hand head

When someone gives someone else (or themselves) head with there hand.

ie: eww ashimid gave his guinea pig hand head!

hand head yeet

by Dingglejerry July 24, 2019

hand juggy

another name for a hand job.

man.. i got the best hand juggy last night.

by pookezz April 30, 2009