Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....

by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003

Blow Job

Something hot girls give for oral simulation.

Tu madre give blow jobs

by muwhahah May 13, 2008

Tug Job

Another name to call a blowjob or hand job

''hey girl give us a Tug Job!''

by sweet jesus April 16, 2006

Blow Job

To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.

David was out of condoms, so Sarah gave him a Blow Job instead.

by Acid May 13, 2005

Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008

Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

by Golde June 28, 2008

hook job

An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.

Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!

by Dizz Dawg November 23, 2007