Air Hand Job 

The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.

Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.

Air Hand Job by Air hand job master October 17, 2013

Mexican Trowel Job 

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

Mexican Trowel Job by turd dangler September 29, 2015

african nose job

Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.

Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.

Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.

african nose job by Boobiefart69 December 27, 2015

hot cheeto hand job

When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.

Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?

hot cheeto hand job by Pallelo pallelo August 14, 2021

hurt like giving a knife a hand job 

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

hurt like giving a knife a hand job by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

Beard job 

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

Beard job by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

Scissor Job 

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.

Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!

Scissor Job by mrmacgee November 14, 2011