glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014

Hat

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022

African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session

That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.

by Smegmid June 11, 2023

Hat's On

Somebody who is "Hat's On" is enthusiastic. There Hat is on, so they are ready to go anywhere. In Australian (and other countries) Primary Schools, wearing your hat is very important. A Person Whose Hat's On wants to be outside all the time, and likes to do things. someone who is hats on is most likely a extrovert, but can be and introvert. people can be hats on in different scenarios, you don't have to be hat's on all the time.

When we do poetry Jim is really Hat's On, he's a wizard at that stuff.

That Joe is really Hat's On, He was ready to leave so early.

by HatLegendZ February 20, 2022