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flap Jacks

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass
She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.
by kumquat87 October 19, 2009
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Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Jack Mcclellan

1.A famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to "those of youger age".His first website served as a "how to" guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). This is the same man who adimited (in a FOX interview)to feeling a sexual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.He is a 40 something year old loser who can't maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm penis while watching "Little Women
or the Olsen twins (think "Full House" not New York Minute"). He currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.A term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. The reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate classes for Christmas.
3. The reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.
ME (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
MY DOG:woof woof
As my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
ME:now, look what you've done. why do you have to be such a Jack McClellan?
MY DOG: yelp yelp....(whimpers away)
ME: oh,I'm so sorry boy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.That was very harsh.Please forgive me. Here, why don't you have a treat instead?
by LouLou (the eclectic) May 19, 2007
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jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
by Tom April 12, 2006
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jack waxer

A male who pleasures himself to excess.
Billy went blind because he is a jack waxer.

Henry was late for work because he spent too much time in the shower waxing his jack.
by zoeema March 24, 2008
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jack downs

Jack Downs is one of the most loyal, funny, amazing, kindest most sweetest person you could ever meet. If he cares about you, he'd take a bullet for you and put you first above any other priority! He has amazing eyes, although he's shy if you get to know him he'll be you're rock and your shoulder to cry on.

He'll never cheat, although he makes mistakes he'll do everything to fix things.
"omg i heard Jack Downs is the most loyal, amazing guy and he's great at licking you out"
by JayJ Jackie January 17, 2017
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horse jack

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.
I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.
by elusive007 March 31, 2009
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