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Douche Bag

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?
by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
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Landrum bag

Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth

douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!

Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?

That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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Bagging the jerky

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.
by stardust117 August 17, 2018
mugGet the Bagging the jerkymug.

cuttin' bags

When you have so little weed left that all that remain is powdered bits of leaf and crystal. Being next to impossible to scoop or pour it all out properly, you are forced to shake the contents of the bag into a corner, then physically cut it off - thus avoiding any waste of your last bowl. It is a sign of dire needs to pick up more pot.
"I really need to pick up more pot. We're cuttin' bags for this last bowl."

"We're at the bottom of our stash, looks like we're cuttin' bags."
by Okibi February 5, 2010
mugGet the cuttin' bagsmug.

douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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bag raider

One who will secretly take small amounts of marijuana from another; many times from a plastic baggy, but more recently from a small glass container.
I come home from work, check my stash and it keeps coming up light. I'm quite certain my unemployed roommate is a bag raider.
by Glidethroughthemaze April 30, 2016
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rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse
Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU
by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021
mugGet the rug bagmug.

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