Fuck Spammed

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.

I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...

by Migalius June 20, 2024

fuck around food

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.

1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.

by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 28, 2020

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.

Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by ellkay April 19, 2020

Fuck

Makes sense.

"Adding fucking into a fucking sentence makes it have perfect fucking sense." - Nibba Balls The Third

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks

Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.

by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015

Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021

backpack fucking

Someone who gets the sloppy seconds after the female has been fucked in doggystyle by another man who creampied her

Josh is a loser he keeps backpack fucking

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023