Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

The Wet Willy

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

by B-Lee009 April 23, 2018

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

by Big dick daddy lover January 15, 2017

Wet 88

Fuck you josh, Alan, Blake, Haden

Eat ass buck foys use a wet 88

by Lonely winner November 27, 2019

Wet works

Wet works is when you wanna fight someone so bad if they pull up

Chadhe better not go out with my sister
Kylewhy?
Chadcuz if he do he gon get there wet works
Kylelmao

by Gatekeeper of memes July 21, 2019

wet paper

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016