urban dervish

adj; when someone walking on the street is so busy talking on their cell phone or texting, that they obliviously bump into everybody around them.

that urban dervish bitch just made me spill my coffee.

by five north July 8, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.

Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"

by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Will approve any words for their site, no matter how obscure or silly that those words may be.

I will Urban Dictionary your entire family.

by Shabobeli September 26, 2017

Urban Legend

In the near future, a fantastical story told by parents to children of what the word 'city' meant.

They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Urban dictionary

A dictionary with all stupid words even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

being defined

hey joe check what is the meaning of hello
joe: I just checked it on Urban dictionary it means "a very offensive curse word"

by definer 24/7 November 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The site your on right now, noob.

Hey, I just looked up the word "Urban Dictionary" on the Urban Dictionary.

cool get a life

by dumbnoob123 March 26, 2019

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019