Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead

She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter

by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019

skeet meat

The targeted object in a circle jerk.

The collection of semen of a circle jerk.

Who's going to win the skeet meat after this is over?

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015