King Dilly

One who is king of all the dillys(dildos).

Yo, u kno King Dilly can fit 69 dillys in his duffle bag.

by Yung Geezy wit a G January 1, 2008

King Toot

Master farter from hell.

I farted a few times today, but Ian was definately King Toot. He shit his pants at least 20 times.

by The Trout From Hell August 29, 2009

Max King

A youtuber that deserves way more clout. He is bare peng, really funny and a bit too extra. We like him like that tho so it's fine.

Guy: Bruh, did you see max king's new video?
Girl: Of course I did lol. He replied to my comment with 'hii felicia'
Guy :No Way!
Girl : ikr

by ThatBeachFelicia December 11, 2018

King Kenneth

Taking such a huge dump that it piles up above the water line...almost shaped like King Kenneth sitting on a throne.

Jake: Taking that King Kenneth after 3 days of no-go was the best feelin' in the world!!!!

John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!

by AK10 May 22, 2014

True Kings

An otherworldly street gang based out of north Dallas,TX. Involved in Drug Trafficking, Extortion, Prostitution, Illegal Weapons Distribution, Contracted Homicide, Street Racing, Graffiti, Organized Fight Clubs, Armed Robbery and a laundry list of other crimes. They were founded on 11/1/05 by Gryphon a.k.a. ~S!N~, IC, Token, and EkR0. In the short term of their existence they have spread across all of the southern united states. Members nearing the 10,000's. To date it still holds the highest depth of secrecy of any known organized crime syndicate. The only markers know to be associated with the gang is the colors black and white, and a 7 pointed black crown. They are believed to be associated with the crips

Those niggas came outta nowhere and got fucked up by those true kings over there

by D-Greyd November 19, 2010

Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008

lauren king

A moist person

Look over there, its lauren king. She is so moist

by rolfandjimmy123 August 9, 2015