food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food slut

Someone who is always DTE (down to eat)

You hungry?

Not really. I already ate, but you know I'm down for dinner number two.
You're such a food slut.
I know, but it's why I make such good company.

by auntdanny April 12, 2016

Food

The only reason for living! The answer to all questions, what you eat while petting your cat! FOOD

My Netflix series just ended. :( If it weren't for my goddess food i would of jumped off a bridge!

by SyddTheeSquidd February 16, 2018

Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

by JDoeFH February 22, 2022

Food Pillage

When one is stoned and at their friend's house, and they then proceed to raid the cabinets and fridge.

"I was at Skyler's house, we blazed for hours! I then took it upon myself to Food Pillage"

by XGabe72 September 20, 2015

Netflix and food

Like Netflix and chill but your by ur self eating the way god intended no sins 👊🏻🧁

“Wow looks like she’s having fun what she doing ?”
“She’s Netflix and food “

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021