pouring the milk first

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

by ryansmith December 25, 2009

Drink his milk

The secret term the "Crip" gang says when they want to kill someone.

Crip1: Let's drink his milk, bro!

Crip2: Drink it up!

by AnalPenetrationByForce October 21, 2011

Strawberry Milk Shake

When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together.

That strawberry milk shake would be better if you shook your head a little and mixed it together!

by Deep_Throat March 19, 2005

milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.

Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!

by Ah'mere "Savage King" Sharpe23 May 15, 2019

coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk with a little bit of coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.

Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Copenhagen Milk Shake

This is where a girl gives you a blow job while you are chewing tobacco. Then when she is about to swallow your cum you spit out your lip in her mouth and she swallows the chewing tobacco along with your cum.

Copenhagen Milk Shake

by AndrewDiceClay April 29, 2009