The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

shit gods

Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).

a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

by SMODNUK October 19, 2007

Running shit

The act of being in charge, to take control.

Did you see Bethany running shit the other day at work when Terri and Jess got into a fight?

by bkv2 April 5, 2013

Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.

Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.

by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010

shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.

Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.

by Anadyr October 20, 2015

shit lag

When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.

Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.

by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013

extra shit

When someone is in the act of going far beyond and out of the way to do something that puts the original agreed plan in complete limbo or risk of cancellation.

We were scheduled to be in Philly at 10PM with friends to party, but at 9:57PM, Pete pulls some "extra shit" and decides we need to go to Gettysburg to pick up a bitch and then go to Atlantic City instead.

by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011