gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.

Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"

by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016

1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists

She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2009

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

Boob punch day

Oct 3. This is a day where you get to go around and punch the breasts of all your female friends

Brad: hey cole it’s boob punch day
Cole: it is to, watch out laddies

by Old Farmer Jones October 2, 2020

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016

one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne May 22, 2018

Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.

“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch”

by Gladium15 April 12, 2022