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diaper baby

A man who has matured in years, but not in an emotional sense. If his inflated, fragile ego is crossed, he looks like he might have a crying fit, or might lapse into silent-treatment mode, or have an embarrassing tantrum in one way or another, not unlike that of an infant or a small child.

Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Husband: We should go out for dinner tonight. You deserve a break from all of this stress and I would love to treat you to something nice. Just us two, alone. I miss you honey. I need your love.

Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.

Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!

You're only in it for the money!

Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.

Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!

Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
by oscar t.g. September 7, 2011
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Baby Genius

Someone who is very street smart, very good looking, very athletic, and very attractive, usually does quite well in school although not always the area of expertise. Also referd to as: a boss, player, baby g, bg, or awsome person.
Bob: You talk to baby Genius lately?
Jon: ya the baby g is flame!
*baby g walks bye*
Bob: oh what up baby g!
baby g: chillen.
by babygeniusballer January 4, 2011
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Baby prostitute

A term used to tell your younger friend she looks like a slut and needs to get there life in check
*Destiny walks out with her boobs hanging out*
Mackenzi: Destiny change you look like a baby prostitute
by Awlayshungry October 2, 2016
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Baby Kangaroo

Pronunciation: 'bA-bE "kang-g&-'rü

When the loose skin of the scrotum is pinched with both hands (preferably with one hand on each nut) and stretched upward covering the majority of the testicles and shaft of the penis. This leaves the head of the penis popping out like a "baby kangaroo".
Jake loves looking at my baby kangaroo!
by YourMother1 September 5, 2008
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Baby Oreo

an offspring of a white person and black person...also called mixed.
The black man and his white woman have the cutest little Oreo baby.
Also: A white man with a black woman who yield an offspring.

This can also mean someone who is black, but who wants to be white.. Like Darth Vader
Look,
they have a Baby Oreo
by Dkfusion November 2, 2008
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esha baby

esha baby or isha baby is a girl with a first name ending in isha/esha
who's your girlfriend?
miesha
aww man you got with another esha baby?
by StreetzKing February 2, 2009
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Punch The Baby

Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby
Example No.1

A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.

The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"

Example No.2

A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"

Example No.3

"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
by Unsteadycarrot And 2BC November 3, 2007
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