free to, player

poor bastard!

I have kids to feed, so i am a free to, player.

by ne3ko0 August 1, 2017

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

free jouk

a slang used to provoke the freeing of the entity called jouk

person 1: i want jouk back

person 2: free jouk !

by eenguyophetinternet555 October 4, 2019

Free Gas

when you shit in their gas tank

Why are you shitting in my gas tank?
It's Free Gas

by B7tt May 26, 2022

Free Spirit

"Stephen"

Stephen must be defined as the word "free spirit"

by Latinlover28 December 17, 2021

Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.

That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.

by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022

Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022