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douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.
I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!
by melloki76 March 13, 2009
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Douche Haven

A place where douches live.
Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven
by Douchehaven November 17, 2016
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douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations
Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.
by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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Douche Rib

A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.
Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.
by Pony Sumde November 10, 2010
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Douche caboose

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.
Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.
by Alberta Strong November 18, 2016
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