butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

butt smudge by mel p November 30, 2004

butt splatter 

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

butt splatter by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Butt Cactus 

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

Butt Cactus by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

butt podge 

The dried crust that can accumulate between your butt cheeks with improper hygiene or just a great insult in place of your current favorite phrase.

James isn't much for showering - so the butt podge build up is intense at times.

As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!

butt podge by MsDT February 6, 2009

butt weenie 

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

butt weenie by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Butt lickin teste face 

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

Butt lickin teste face by Jointtokes August 29, 2009

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

Butt Cough by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010