Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

Ur Mom

A funny way to get back at ANYthing that u say and do

“Hey, what is that that you are holding? UR MOM

by Yourmomschild June 2, 2022

Ur mom

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

by ykifw808 June 16, 2021

Ur Mom Gaia

Ur mom gaye but it has been infused by Greek mythology

Person 1: What are you doing?
P2: Reading Greek mythology
P1:Ur mom gaia
P2: Then i would be a god

by Greek Mythology Boi August 8, 2018

ur mom

The most sexy woman you will ever find. Ur mom is also one of the best jokes known to man.

Person one: im confused
Person two: no but ur mom is

by Voehnnn May 31, 2021

Ur mom

Is at my house

Girl: gay
Boy;Hi ur mom

by urmomisalesbian May 18, 2022

Ur Actually Bad At The Game

UR ACTUALLY ABD AT THE GAME AND YOU HAVE TESTICLE CANCER

UR ACTUALLY BAD AT THE GAME JUSTIN CUZ I WAS JUSTIN UR MOM

by UR MOM GAEEEE July 17, 2021