pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

Russian edging

while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog

Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024

restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.

"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017

Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.

Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.

by Russian chug December 30, 2020

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! June 9, 2018