Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019

sunshine blues

When ur missing the summer and the sunshine; when your stuck at that hell hole a.k.a. School and not in the summers sunshine

“There’s not much u can do to take away my sunshine blues.”
“If only it was summer”

by Summers best friend March 10, 2019

blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.

Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.

by zemblanity December 15, 2011

Blue Rider

A woman who dates cops. From "the thin blue line". Since 40% of cops beat their wives, it also references "being beaten black and blue."

"Daaamn, did you see Karen's new black eye?"

"Yeah, shes a Blue Rider. She's paid her dues to ride the blue."

by TheDarwinist May 16, 2020

blue quail

blue quail-(N) when many men (adleast five) stick their penises into a bird's mouth and attempt to suffucate it. If the bird turns blue then they use the birds bodily fluids as lubricant for a sausage fest.

"Jim, John, Joey, Tyrone, Jason, and I had the best night of our lives last night, we performed a blue quail and the bird turned blue as a blueberry.

by 6@9@!!! March 30, 2015

Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.

The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.

by s__dizzle January 30, 2016

blue punani

A female version of "blue balls"

I met this girl at a bar and as the rendezvous happened in the bathroom... and as things got heavy... she touched me everywhere except my vagina... and thus leaving me with blue punani.

by LezBeHonest1985 October 8, 2015