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Jessica Syndrome

Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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pawloski syndrome

the usage of violent non-verbal communication to express intimacy by females; primarily sever elbowing, punching, or slapping to demonstrate affection.
pawloski syndrome is when if a girl elbows your ribs hard enough to make you short of breath instead of saying i love you.
by lsc2323 March 6, 2010
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Pancake Syndrome

Pancake Syndrome is where everything in the body of a woman (or man in some cases) is flat. Meaning that they have a flat chest (or breasts), and a flat ass.
Boy #1: Woah, look at that girl, she's way hot.

Boy #2: Uhh, no way man, do you see that flat ass and flat chest?

Boy #1: Man, that girls' got some serious Pancake Syndrome right there.
by A Ravaged Path January 28, 2013
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Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66
by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009
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Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.
"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009
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EA syndrome

When a hardware or software company, often gaming related, produces half-arsed releases in an attempt to increase their profit margins.
"Hey man, you getting one of the new consoles?"

"720p at <60 fps in 2014, nah lol, complete EA syndrome"
by ImProbablyRicherThanYou September 7, 2014
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