Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*
Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*
Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016
Get the gut punch abortionmug. by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2009
Get the 1-2 punchmug. When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.
by Swoops June 16, 2016
Get the sumo punch in the cockmug. A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed
by The yellow lord April 25, 2019
Get the The curry death punchmug. by TD223344 October 27, 2017
Get the Devils Punch Holemug. Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
Get the Dick Neck Punchmug. During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020
Get the Australian death punchmug.