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gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016
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1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists
She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.
by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2009
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sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.
Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.
by Swoops June 16, 2016
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The curry death punch

A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed
Yo fam imma hit yasmine with the curry death punch tonight ya heard
by The yellow lord April 25, 2019
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Devils Punch Hole

When a cougar eats your ass until you die.
"Hey Bob, did you hear how Johnny died? He got a devils Punch Hole. That lucky bastard."
by TD223344 October 27, 2017
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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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Australian death punch

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.
by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020
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