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Nelk Quality Music

(NQM) A song which sounds so good Nelk could use it in a video. Nelk's editor Ausgod only use fire songs, this is not just limited to hip hop, as nelk has used almost every genre of music.
Dude, thats some Nelk Quality Music right there, that shit is fire.
by please enter your username October 28, 2021
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Valley-Girl music

a playlist comprised of songs from Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus, Meghan Trainor, Taylor Swift and any of the Jonas Brothers
You seem like the Valley-Girl music type
by HeyItsJeremy November 30, 2022
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Look At Me music

Music written for no purpose other than for the singer to brag about how rich they are.
Rapper: Look at me I have lots of money
Other person: shut up, nobody wants to hear your Look At Me music.
by O' Chungus February 24, 2023
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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Blue Screen Music

All modern Pop, R&B, and Rap music that consists of monotone and computer instrumentals. These songs containing computer instrumentals sound like a Windows Desktop Operating System crashing or known as "Blue Screening".
Some people could consider all music that came out in the past 5 years as "Blue Screen Music" because they only sound like a computer crashing in the background
by jondich July 1, 2021
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Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.
by The Lord Of The Weebs January 4, 2016
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