Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.

Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries

by chrisp13 April 30, 2021

Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.

Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.

by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

christian davis

christian davis is the hottest person in the world. he’s in love with addy self

yo did you see how good christian davis looked today

by user43982 October 30, 2022

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Christian

A sexy negro

Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian

by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019