Mathew Adams

“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend

Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad

“ ewwwwwww look there’s Mathew Adams gross my poor eyes I can’t see anymore”!!!!🤨😡😒

by Gruby.geo May 8, 2018

Adam

As in Adam Sandler. It’s a style. Dress like you’re a good person. 💗

Always a compliment

Very demure, very Adam, and we love that for her.

Looking very Adam today!

by Olfreddy_ March 14, 2025

Adam

Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.

Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!

by Claire M. June 5, 2018

Adam

A juul feind

Adam always has his juul

by Blake5 October 31, 2018

Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Adam Hebert

He's the best friend you will ever have, when he is around. I don't recommend letting one go if you manage to find one. They are not likely to return. If'n you do find an Adam Hebert you can lure them in by sharing first thoughts. If well received, you will have friend for life.

I found an Adam Hebert down by the lake.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Adam

The biggest simp of all time

Did you see how much adam is a simp !

by Elizabeth2467 June 24, 2020