A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

A person who is really full of himself. Sees himself as a superior being and is above everyone else. Their actions are aligned with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and would happily spend a fortune just to flex. Peter is that loud mouthed idiot that everyone feels sorry for so they tolerate them. They enjoy criticising others to compensate for their own insecurities. People enjoy to have them around just to make themselves look smarter. Peter’s are highly materialistic and care about what others think the most.
by TruthIsFax November 23, 2021

A jpeg, vector, png, or meme video clip of the infamous Family Guy cartoon character Peter Griffin is overlaid where Peter Griffin or some other based chad (racist) would say the n-word. This is an inside joke for those within the influence of the World of Tanks Blitz Discord community because some based chad (racist) named Sigma Card who’s been developing edits of Peter Griffin spamming the hard-r. As a result the mere image of this character represents an impulsively racist and goofy ahh derogatory figure, and the image of Peter Griffin is a coded censor for based moments (use of the hard-r) in online videos and memes.
Meme clip example: Look at that black guy eating a KFC bucket on a motorcycle!! That stupid- *image of Peter Griffin overlays*
Peter Griffin Moment: Use of the nword, picture of Peter put over muted audio
Peter Griffin Moment: Use of the nword, picture of Peter put over muted audio
by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 2, 2025

This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.
by buznigga August 20, 2024

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.
Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025

George Mason is an iconic blonde boy who is so cool. He has so many friends and is extremely attractive
by magenta14 February 8, 2022

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 12, 2024
