Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023

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Fuck

A form of currency used by intellectuals to tell others how much they care.

"Mr. President, could you please stop interrupting Mr. Biden?"
"It seems my Fuck Bank has run dry, Mr. Moderator."

by the_lord_of_knowledge October 22, 2020

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Fuck

When you are suprised about something bad that happened, you say "FUCK".

Friend: Let's go and gangbang somebody!
Me: You mean "Fuck"?
Friend: Fuck yeah I meant that!

by Yeet ur skeet April 27, 2020

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Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

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Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

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When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

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