When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.
by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010
Get the one-two punchmug. The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
by The Silent One May 8, 2008
Get the Mexican Donkey Punchmug. The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Spongebob Donkey Punchmug. Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
by Wing Chun guy July 11, 2003
Get the One Inch Punchmug. The act of two people doing sexual things with a girl simuntaneously. Sort of like a gangbag or doubleteam. Other definition would be 1 guy starting to have sex with a girl, then pulls out and has the other guy finish her off.
by Bballftw123 December 16, 2009
Get the 1 2 Punchmug. (verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006
Get the Russian Donkey Punchmug. 1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.
by eileen! October 5, 2007
Get the punch my muffinmug.