love bean

1. Slang for the male prostate gland.

2. Also could be referring to a single testicle.

Jenny started rubbing my love bean, and I said, WTF bitch start sucking my dick.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

bean dip

A mexican baptizim, where the mexican gets baptized in holy water.

The holy water turned brown after the bean dip.

by bean dippin brad August 12, 2007

mr. bean

Mr. Bean is a funny show if you're between the ages of 3-9. It does however, border on stupid. Rowan Atkinson who plays Mr. Bean, is much better in the show Blackadder.

Parent 1: My kids are watching mr. Bean...
Parent 2: That show annoys me.
Parent 3: Stop talking about that show.

by Chuz February 3, 2006

bean pie

To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.

Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels

Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!

by C_Tizzels May 20, 2003

Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020