That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.
That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.
That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.
by bebe23 March 3, 2011
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The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 8, 2010
Get the douche bag mug.A word said when one starts to say douche bag but decides mid-word that it would be innapropriate for his surroundings so he tries to say d-bag instead. It can also be used when someone feels the word douche is too harsh, yet has already started to say it.
Forrest sits at lunch as a teacher walks past the other side of the table. "Lauren, stop calling Tim a walking joke, you're such a doo-bag" (forrest tries to stop "douche" midword and replace it with "d", but is too far through "douche" and doo-bag comes out)
by forrestgumpiii July 30, 2011
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An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
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Get the Brown bag mug.When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.
by guccibird October 6, 2018
Get the Bag of Oats mug.Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!
by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010
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